like i said, no one wants to just chill anymore.
everyone wants to rush into a relationship.
especially young women, some of em talk like they’re 50 & ain’t never had stable relationship before.
like come on chill off allat.
^^
New hurrrr
WOW.
glory
Edibles Recipe: Sweet and Tangy Bar-B-Cannabis Sauce
(HIGHTIMES) Cook Ashley Boudreaux devised this BBQ sauce recipe that’s perfect for grilling out and getting stoned this Memorial Day. Simply smother any meat, vegetable, or tofu in it, then chow down and wait for the ganja-infused fireworks to follow!
Makes 2 cups
- ⅓ cup vegetable oil (not olive oil)
- 10 grams commercial-grade cannabis (or 5 grams high-grade), finely ground
- 3 tablespoons chopped green onion
- Juice of 1 small lime 1 tablespoon water
- 2 tablespoons apple cider vinegar
- 2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce
- 1 tablespoon soy sauce
- ¾ cup tomato paste
- 1 tablespoon minced garlic
- 2 tablespoons dark brown sugar
- ½ tablespoon chili powder
- 1 pinch of cayenne pepper
- 1 tablespoon honey
- ⅛ teaspoon ground ginger
- ½ cup apricot nectar (you can substitute pineapple or mango juice)
- ¼ cup water
In a Crock-Pot, combine oil, cannabis, green onion, lime juice, and water and cook at no more than 200°F for at least 90 minutes — the “keep warm” setting will probably do the trick. Add apple cider vinegar, Worcestershire sauce, soy sauce, tomato paste, garlic, dark brown sugar, chili powder, cayenne pepper, honey, ground ginger, apricot nectar, and water. Mix well, and simmer very gently on the medum setting for an additional 35 to 45 minutes while stirring occasionally.
Getting a good, solid stone takes no more than 3 to 4 tablespoons per person. Use it for basting, dipping, or as a condiment on burgers and other sandwiches. Refrigerate after use and it will keep for up to a week.
Recipe from Ashley Boudreaux
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you have to appreciate the niggas that tell you that they’re not ready for a serious relationship.
like even if its in that ain’t shit lingo.
you gotta move on.
pussy don’t keep no man around nor does it keep him committed.
learn this
& you shall prosper.
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d0z0:
wait omg this is amazing
wait what does this symbol stand for :$
^what the fuck has been going on in your childhood
SWEET SKIES ABOVE
If I saw this while I was walking down the street I think I would legitimately start screaming and weeping in joy.
Oh, it’s even smeared.
/Suddenly feels 4 years old all over again.I don’t get it. What is that meant to BE?
IT’S THE GODDAMN SIMBA WHERE DID YOUR PARENTS GO WRONG
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R.I.P
Legend. My Favorite.if you don’t know where this is from, i’m sorry we can’t be besties
“The Black woman is the most unprotected, unloved woman on earth…she is the only flower on earth…that grows unwatered.”
I strongly dislike this idea that progression in countries is measured by their imitation of western society.
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“And it’s hard to hate someone once you understand them.”
Lucy Christopher, Stolen: A Letter to My Captor (via sadexistences)
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A lion and a miniature sausage dog have formed an unlikely friendship after the little dog took the king of the jungle under his wing as a cub.
Bonedigger, a five-year old male lion, and Milo, a seven-year old Dachshund, are so close that Milo helps the lion clean his teeth after dinner.
The 500lbs lion dwarfs little Milo, yet after the dog took the disabled lion into his protection as a cub, Bonedigger has rarely left his side.The two have been inseparable over the past five years at G.W. Exotic Animal Park in Wynnewood, Oklahoma.
Bonedigger was born with a metabolic bone disease that left him mildly crippled.
He said: ‘This friendship between an 11 pound wiener dog and a 500 pound lion is the only of its kind in the world ever seen.
Mr Reinke, who lost both his legs after a bungee jumping accident, added that the friendship between Bonedigger and his pack is unique.
‘He wouldn’t be so friendly with other dogs - it’s all down to them being pals since he was a cub. ‘
Milo often gives his best lion impression, copying Bonedigger’s ‘puffing’ - a deafening lion growl that can be heard over a mile away.
Wild lions use it to communicate with other prides in their natural environment.
‘Milo does his best to copy Bonedigger when the lion tries puffing to communicate with other lions in the park ,’ added John.
G.W. Exotic Animal Park has recently been affected by the deadly tornado that swept through Oklahoma on May 20th.
The park was damaged and flooded, but is still managing to provide shelter for domestic and wild creatures that are homeless because of the storm.
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they bail out banks and automotive corporations
but if you ask the government to forget about your $20,000 loan they will look you in the eyes and say there is nothing they can do
here, we all should take this as a nation..
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